hey you!
have you ever drank so much that everything tastes purple the next day? or woken up with ink in your butt and it reads " insert broccoli here"? ... Drinking has to be one of my favorite pass time! fuck baseball! Drunk girls are the best though! They not only look pretty, but also lose ... and have a hard time running away from you! In my experience there is 3 kinds of drunk girls, and all of them are dumb as bread! (which is good for us)
The first kind, are the fat ones who always worry someone is gonna put something in their drink and always think you are hitting on them, when in fact you are trying to get to her hot friend through her. (I know the feeling... it happens to me all the time, I'm a fat girl trapped in a man's body)
The second kind are probably the drunkest people in the party! I'm talking about the ones that will french ya and sneeze in your mouth the next second (this has never happened to me, I SWEAR!).
Finaly, the last kind are the best! The ones with daddy issues and will look for the most disturbing looking guy in the room! that's where I come in :), yeah baby! 2 shots of vodka, lots of begging and k'ching! I'm in ... and by in, I mean my penis.
anyways, here is your treat boys and girls!
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