Hey allo!!
Sorry I've been away, but I had lots of shit to do for school, you know.. typical excuse (but is true! I promise).
You know what bothers me? When the lunch lady asks you in front of everyone if you want mayonnaise in your bacon/eggs/butter/no-lettuce english muffin! ... "LADY, how fat do you think I am?" .. of course I said I didn't want any, but gawddd! it would have been so good with mayonnaise! This happens a lot to me. This is one of the reasons I don't like buying condoms... if I get the the normal ones, then the lady will think I'm selfish in bed, but if I buy the ones with the wobbly things, then she will think I'm kinky... At the end I buy all sorts, and it ends up looking worse... specially when right next to it there is painkillers and box of surgical gloves.
ok, so here is your treat! I think you American readers will likey!
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