WHAT UP!!
Old people have to be the most fun people to watch! Specially old men! They are always shaking like their bones are made out of fucking Jello. Oh! And they are always flirting with young girls. They make it seem like they are just kidding, but everyone knows deep inside that they mean it (and by "mean it", i mean "do it", and by "it" I mean them poontangs) . Old men are the ultimate creeps! No teeth and a permanent "scream" facial expression!
And the ladies!! god the ladies with all the fucking questions! I think menopause makes you stupid... because is not humanly possible to be that confused about life. Usually when they approach me I just say " No English, what?" ... and the weirdest part is that I say it with a Chinese accent. So you know that when they leave you, they have more questions than what they had before they came to you. Menopause boomerang, fuck yeah!
and as always here is your treat! In Soviet Russia Jaguar drives Audi!
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