Don't you find that most brand names can be used in a sexual way? Literally any brand can be used in a dirty context. "Baby, lets see that Xbox!", "Maybe you girls and I can PS3?" Bridgestone!!
I know that last one wasn't really one, but there has to be something there! I can feel it!
Dirty talk is a hard thing to do. I'm no virgin, but, goddamn there should be a class for this! I usually just come awkward and instead of turning a girl on, I freak her out! I would say shit like: "you are so soft and stuff.. and you smell nice!" , "Ehh, nipple (1,2,3) WOW! what am I touching here? " or " it doesn't smell like fish!". Baby I know you want me! in the pants! yeahh..
So yeah guys, today I got a little something for you! I'm sure you are gonna love...
Call Of Beiber
And like always, here is your treat!
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